It’s a good thing this giant waste of time, space, and money costs 120 bucks. Seriously. Why buy a scanner for about 50 bucks or so brand new when you can only do the same thing and more with a scanner, and the product won’t go on and on about all the bullshit technology inside like anyone knows or cares what it actually means.

 (more…)

Fast and hot. We want it fast, we want it hot, and we want it now. How better to do that than to have a tiny microwave you can carry with it’s own handle. Hell you can even adapt that crap to work in your car to make more jalepeño poppers or easy macs than your fat, too much money-not-enough-patience-having-ass can handle.

This is the theme here. We have money, We have time. We have no self-constraint. (more…)