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	<title>Sky Mall WTF</title>
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	<description>Notable highlights in America's #1 Airline Junk Retailer.</description>
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		<title>skymall: air force thunderbird edition</title>
		<description>At about the 4 minute mark, Stephen Colbert leafs through Skymall. Moments later he vomits, partly because of the g-forces, and primarily from thinking about skymall.

Click here for video. </description>
		<link>http://www.skymallwtf.com/?p=84</link>
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		<title>so if you like starin&#8217; at balls</title>
		<description>Here's a 90 dollar way to at least add one more to your staring itinerary.

It changes color while you GAZE! Amazing. It's awesome how they assume there is active gazing going on when one buys one of these. But ya, know, if you do like starin at 90 dollar junk ...</description>
		<link>http://www.skymallwtf.com/?p=75</link>
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		<title>the preserve your memories photograph converter</title>
		<description>It's a good thing this giant waste of time, space, and money costs 120 bucks. Seriously. Why buy a scanner for about 50 bucks or so brand new when you can only do the same thing and more with a scanner, and the product won't go on and on about ...</description>
		<link>http://www.skymallwtf.com/?p=70</link>
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		<title>get diddles and doodys in your house for only 149 DOLLARS!</title>
		<description>Who cares how easily liquid drains through the antimicrobial porous artificial turf?! It makes some sense to try to avoid abandoning your pets or collecting a plastic trough full of waste in the house. But hey, for 149 bucks, it must be amazing. People can now use their organically scented ...</description>
		<link>http://www.skymallwtf.com/?p=62</link>
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		<title>some like it hot</title>
		<description>Fast and hot. We want it fast, we want it hot, and we want it now. How better to do that than to have a tiny microwave you can carry with it's own handle. Hell you can even adapt that crap to work in your car to make more jalepeño ...</description>
		<link>http://www.skymallwtf.com/?p=43</link>
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