Sky Mall WTF Blog
Notable highlights in America's #1 Airline Junk Retailer.
While browsing your SkyMall catalog, resist the urge to throw yourself from the plane in mid-flight.
get diddles and doodys in your house for only 149 DOLLARS!

get diddles and doodys in your house for only 149 DOLLARS!

Who cares how easily liquid drains through the antimicrobial porous artificial turf?! It makes some sense to try to avoid abandoning your pets or collecting a plastic trough full of waste in the house. But hey, for 149 bucks, it must be amazing. People can now use their organically scented garbage to keep their decorative, yappy animals from interrupting from trotting into their too-important-to-take-the-dog-out lives.

And really, who wants to heave a vessel of #1s, and potentially 2s or 3s, into wherever you empty that thing. Hell, maybe you just throw it over the penthouse balcony, you schmucks.

Don’t forget to buy a $65 dollar backup mat or two, tools.

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