It’s a good thing this giant waste of time, space, and money costs 120 bucks. Seriously. Why buy a scanner for about 50 bucks or so brand new when you can only do the same thing and more with a scanner, and the product won’t go on and on about all the bullshit technology inside like anyone knows or cares what it actually means.

Skymall reminds you, the way you determine whether you need to buy this is by first remembering if you already have a bunch of crap you’ve bought and never opened or used once and forgotten about. If that sounds like you, buy this since you clearly have a lot of liquid cash you like to dump on crap no one should ever own. You’re Skymall’s target demographic. You’re what’s known as the chump demographic. Oh and make sure to buy the 6 extra trays. Hell buy 2. It’s all about living beyond your means. Hell yer on a plane but you have to SHOP SHOP SHOP.

Too bad the trays aren’t money sized so one could feasably scan their cash before that becomes only a memory.

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