skymall: air force thunderbird edition
At about the 4 minute mark, Stephen Colbert leafs through Skymall. Moments later he vomits, partly because of the g-forces, and primarily from thinking about skymall.
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June 15th, 2009
Tags: video |
so if you like starin’ at balls
Here’s a 90 dollar way to at least add one more to your staring itinerary.
June 14th, 2009
Tags: landscaping |
the preserve your memories photograph converter
It’s a good thing this giant waste of time, space, and money costs 120 bucks. Seriously. Why buy a scanner for about 50 bucks or so brand new when you can only do the same thing and more with a scanner, and the product won’t go on and on about all the bullshit technology inside like anyone knows or cares what it actually means.
May 25th, 2009
Tags: electronics |
get diddles and doodys in your house for only 149 DOLLARS!
Who cares how easily liquid drains through the antimicrobial porous artificial turf?! It makes some sense to try to avoid abandoning your pets or collecting a plastic trough full of waste in the house. But hey, for 149 bucks, it must be amazing. People can now use their organically scented garbage to keep their decorative, yappy animals from interrupting from trotting into their too-important-to-take-the-dog-out lives.
March 20th, 2009
Tags: pets |
some like it hot
Fast and hot. We want it fast, we want it hot, and we want it now. How better to do that than to have a tiny microwave you can carry with it’s own handle. Hell you can even adapt that crap to work in your car to make more jalepeño poppers or easy macs than your fat, too much money-not-enough-patience-having-ass can handle.
This is the theme here. We have money, We have time. We have no self-constraint.
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March 14th, 2009
Tags: electronics |